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Portrait of Zona Gale Zona Gale Miss Lulu Bett (play) — Act 1/Scene 1 (1921)

DWIGHT (frowning at LULU) . How much is salmon the can now, Ina?
INA. How much is it, Lulu?
LULU. The large ones are forty, that used to be twenty-five. And the small ones that were ten, they're twenty-five. The butter's about all gone. Shall I wait for the butter woman or get some creamery?
DWIGHT. Not at meal time, if you please, Lulu. The conversation at my table must not deal with domestic matters.
LULU. I suppose salmon made me think of butter.
DWIGHT. There is not the remotest connection. Salmon comes from a river. Butter comes from a cow. A cow bears no relation to a river.
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Portrait of Zona Gale Zona Gale Miss Lulu Bett (play) — Act 1/Scene 1 (1921)

Good-by. I'll find the mower, Mr. Deacon. (Exit.)
DWIGHT. Mama! What do you s'pose? Di thought she had a beau– How are you, Cornish?
DI. Oh, papa! Why, I just hate Bobby Larkin, and the whole school knows it. Mama, wasn't Mr. Cornish nice to help carry my favors?
INA. Ah, Mr. Cornish! You see what a popular little girl we have.
CORNISH. Yes, I suppose so. That is–isn't that remarkable, Mrs. Deacon? (He tries to greet LULU, who is clearing the table.)
DI. Oh, papa, the sweetest party–and the dearest supper and the darlingest decorations and the georgeousest– Monona, let go of me!
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Portrait of Zona Gale Zona Gale Miss Lulu Bett (play) — Act 1/Scene 1 (1921)

INA. Well, but Dwightie–
DWIGHT. No more. Lulu meant no harm.
INA. The back bottle, Lulu. And be as quick as you can. Remember, the back bottle. She has a terrible will, hangs on to her own ideas, and hangs on–
(Exit LULU.)
DWIGHT. Forbearance my pet, forbearance. Baked potatoes. That's good–that's good. The baked potato contains more nourishment than potatoes prepared in any other way. Roasting retains it.
INA. That's what I always think.
DWIGHT. Where's your mother? Isn't she coming to supper?
INA. No. Tantrum.
DWIGHT. Oh ho, mama has a tantrum, eh? My dear Ina, your mother is getting old.
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