Zona Gale,
Miss Lulu Bett (play) — Act 1/Scene 1
(1921)
“ DWIGHT (frowning at LULU) . How much is salmon the can now, Ina?INA. How much is it, Lulu?LULU. The large ones are forty, that used to be twenty-five. And the small ones that were ten, they're twenty-five. The butter's about all gone. Shall I wait for the butter woman or get some creamery?DWIGHT. Not at meal time, if you please, Lulu. The conversation at my table must not deal with domestic matters.LULU. I suppose salmon made me think of butter.DWIGHT. There is not the remotest connection. Salmon comes from a river. Butter comes from a cow. A cow bears no relation to a river. ”
