“ LITIGATION, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. ”
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary (1911). copy citation
Author | Ambrose Bierce |
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Source | The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | justice machine lawsuit |
Date | 1911 |
Language | English |
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Weblink | http://www.gutenberg.org/files/972/972-h/972-h.htm |
Context
“"A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp." —Calcraft the Hangman.
LITIGANT, n. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
LITIGATION, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The sentiments and emotions which every literary anatomist now knows to haunt the heart were anciently believed to infest the liver; and even Gascoygne, speaking of the emotional side of human nature, calls it "our hepaticall parte."” source
LITIGANT, n. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
LITIGATION, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The sentiments and emotions which every literary anatomist now knows to haunt the heart were anciently believed to infest the liver; and even Gascoygne, speaking of the emotional side of human nature, calls it "our hepaticall parte."” source