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“if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed.” Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
“Every moment of your life is lived for the future — you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a...” John Green, Paper Towns
“Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.” Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.” Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson
“I imagine that one of the biggest troubles with colleges is there are too many distractions, too much panty-raiding, fraternities, and boola-boola and all of that.” Malcolm X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X

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