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“I imagine that one of the biggest troubles with colleges is there are too many distractions, too much panty-raiding, fraternities, and boola-boola and all of that.” Malcolm X, “The Autobiography of Malcolm X” - 1965

“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.” Mark Twain, “Pudd'nhead Wilson” - 1894

“Every moment of your life is lived for the future — you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a...” John Green, “Paper Towns” - 2008

“if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed.” Chuck Palahniuk, “Invisible Monsters” - 1999

“Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.” Kurt Vonnegut, “A Man Without a Country” - 2005

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