Dmitrii Kouznetsov

“ Sometimes Vova reminded to Asia that was the price of the celebration that the bird (Vova) was cached by the trap (Asia) . Vova believed that if he give to Asia a cash greater than it needs to buy a milk and bred, the money will go to the wind.
A few months pass; the Friend called, that he is ready to return the debt. He can't do from house, he told; he wanted Asia to come to his home in order to pick up the debth.
– Where are you going in the late evening?, Vova asked. – "I shall return your money!" Asia said. – "Do you become a street-girl?" – Vova asked. – You are full! ”

“ You can say to your daughter, that you will help her, and then they will appear! Woman: What is my profit? If they make a child, they are to look after him themselves! Fellow: You don't like children, do you? Woman: I don't like them! (goes away) Awaking Cherkashin is not in the habit to waking up so early. Cherkashin was warmins at the radiator, put the head on the box and dozed. ”

“ Cherkashin, welcome to the castration. – Why is that me? What about girls? What is the reason? Is there a low?! – Cher-ka-shin, go to the castration! Cherkashin twined; the box fell, opened, and Tom softly jumped out to the floor looking around. – Is Cherkashin absent? – I am here! – Cherkashin caught the cat and gone to the call. "Poor Tom!", Cherkashin thorght, "But it will be better for him, he will not walk at night, he returned so much scratched, pitiful"... Klava for 40 roubles I met Klava when she was a girl. This is a story about her. I am to start far.
Asia was marying Vova. ”