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E. R. Punshon,  The Colonel and the Incompetent Waiter

“ They knew each other at once—the Colonel as one recognises a muddy puddle one wishes to avoid, the incompetent waiter with a sudden flame of hate in those pale and watery eyes of his the Colonel had always disliked. He put out his hand quickly and snatched from the butcher's stall a long, keen-bladed knife. The butcher shouted in anger and warning. The Colonel turned only just in time, to see a man flying at his throat with bare steel in his hand and the blood lust in his eyes. The Colonel was a brave man and a ready, and he threw up his left arm to guard himself. ”
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E. R. Punshon,  The Colonel and the Incompetent Waiter

“ A dry, harsh cough sounded from behind, and light footsteps hurrying on the stairs.
The Colonel turned and saw a woman, terribly thin and worn, with hollow cheeks and sunken eyes and the remnants still clinging to her of great beauty. A fit of coughing was shaking her from head to foot. She tried to speak, but could not, and, entering the room, she sank exhausted on a chair.
"I beg pardon, sir," she managed to say, and choked with fresh coughing.
"It isn't the Devil, Mums," said Phyllis reassuringly.
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E. R. Punshon,  The Colonel and the Incompetent Waiter

“ I dislike being stared at. There is no time to lose, for we must get you and your wife and child away before the police turn up. I will take you to where you can spend the night. To-morrow you can start for Nice. Do not interrupt me, I say; I have already said that once; don't let me have to repeat it. Be quick, now."
Like a man in a dream, the incompetent waiter went and returned with a taxi-cab. He, his wife, Phyllis, and the Colonel bundled themselves inside, the Colonel in a very bad temper and speaking to them with great sharpness.
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