Frederick Marryat,
Mr. Midshipman Easy — Chapter 37
(1912)
“ That's the reason we always spar in bed. She says it is I, and I know that it is she who takes the largest share of it.""Perhaps you may both be right.""No, no; it is she who creates all the disturbance. If I get nearer to the wall she jams me up till I am as thin as a thread paper. If I put her inside and stay outside, she cuts me out as you do a cask, by the chime, till I tumble out of bed.""Why don't you make your bed larger, Mr Oxbelly?""Sir, I have proposed it, but my wife will have it that the bed is large enough if I would not toss in my sleep. I can't convince her. ”
