J. J. Bell

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J. J. Bell,  "For a Good Boy" (1912)

“ McOstrich's supper-table, upon a certain chair, had he foreseen that his most severe and superior relative, Aunt Purdie, would presently sit thereon.
But without their extenuating circumstances, which grown-up people could hardly be expected to appreciate, the four misdeeds were surely sufficient in themselves to blot out the vision of a shining prize. They did so, undoubtedly, as far as Lizzie was concerned, though she disguised her despair in exhortation and encouragement until the eleventh hour. Until which hour Macgregor replied that the watch must have a key.
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J. J. Bell,  "For a Good Boy" (1912)

“ No boy worthy of the name can win a prize for good conduct. At the best, a boy may be given a prize for conduct less bad than that of his fellows. The phrase "good conduct," however, has a smugly pleasing sound to very young children, and also to adults who affect to have forgotten their own youthful misdeeds.
It was only to be expected that Macgregor would plunge from failure into failure. Nevertheless, failure involves the existence of endeavor to succeed.
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J. J. Bell,  "For a Good Boy" (1912)

“ Brightening for a moment: "Yer guidsister Mistress Purdie's comin' the morn's nicht."
"Oh, is she?" murmured Lizzie, who found it hard to keep friends with her haughty, moneyed sister-in-law.
"That'll be a cooky extra," said John, and guffawed.
"John!" exclaimed his wife.
"Oh, let yer man ha'e his bit joke," sighed the visitor. "Ma man has na made a joke for seeven-an'-twinty year'—no' since he tell 't me I was like a giraffe. 'Deed, it's nae fun bein' a baker, an' it's less bein' marrit on yin. If folk thocht what it meant to be marrit on a baker, their mornin' rolls would choke them.
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