J. J. Bell

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J. J. Bell,  Just Jemima — Chapter 9 (1919)

“ What ha'e ye got against him?"
"Ye're unco frien'ly wi' him noo," he says.
"That's no' answerin' ma question."
"I suppose ye'll be for his hoose shortly," he says.
"His mither's hoose, ye mean," says I, wi' a cock o' me nose.
"Weel, I didna mean to offend ye, Jemima," he says humblelike. "I've naething against the man—I only ken him by sight—except that he's a boots."
"Mercy!" says I, "and, if ye please, what's the difference betwixt a boots and a porter?"
"Porters is usually higher minded nor bootses," he says, as solemn as a stuffed owl.
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J. J. Bell,  Just Jemima — Chapter 9 (1919)

“ I says. "Ye ken I'm far ower young to be engaged to onybody."
He wagged his head.
"A girl cannot be ower young to be engaged to the right man, Jemima." And he got hold o' ma hand. "Let me press it," says he, wi' a groan.
"No' likely!" says I, strivin' to draw it frae him.
"Let me hold it then withoot pressin' it."
"Oh, gracious me!" I says. "Behave yoursel'! Ye're hurtin' ma fingers; ye've near dislocated ma pinkie, ye muckle elephant!"
And I won free.
"I'm no' an elephant," says he kin' o' angry. "I'm a human bein' wi' an honest heart which is bein' broke. But I'll tell ye something."
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