Johnston McCulley, Carden, Crook Comedian — 2. A Deal is Made (1920)
“ Joe Carden told him. “I’m no more anxious to have the police overhear me than you are. Do you understand?” “The police? I have nothing at all to do with the police,” old Razelus declared. “I think that you have made some sort of a mistake. I am an old antique dealer trying hard to make my living——”“I can hear better comedy than that in a cheap vaudeville theater any day,” Joe Carden interrupted. “Suppose we get down to business.” “But I do not understand——” “Do you happen to know a tall man who squints his left eye all the time when he talks?” the crook comedian asked. ”
