Lee de Forest,
A Few Moments with Eddie Cantor
(1923)
“ Oh, the dumber they come, the better I like 'em,'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love.The smart girl's speaking Greek and other languages too,But the dumb girl's only language is, whose poochy-poochy is you?Oh, the saps that I've met have won beauty prizes.They look like angels sent from above.You start as squeezing clever girls, you're soon on the shelf,But when you're with dumb Doris you can just be yourself.Oh, the dumber they come, the better I like 'em,'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love. Eddie Cantor I deserve it. ”
