Summary

Margaret Cameron Tangles; Tales of Some Droll Predicaments… (1922)

A man came down the path carrying a tray full of tinkling glasses. There was nothing in his size or general outline to suggest that he was other than the butler who had served earlier in the evening, and it was too dark to see his face. Wainwright arose and strolled over to where his hostess sat breathless.
"What on earth!" she whispered. "Who is he?"
"Give it up! I believe he's the cook's cousin's son-in-law—that woman of yours is a jewel. Lady Bob!—and the clothes belong to Jerry Stranahan, if you know who he is. I don't, but he's a friend and a brother," he chuckled.
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Margaret Cameron Tangles; Tales of Some Droll Predicaments… (1922)

I have a dinner on.... I say I am giving a dinner to-night. ... No, not a large dinner, but a very important one. ... What?... No, no! She won't do at all! I have no time to instruct anybody! I must have a thoroughly trained, competent waitress immediately.... What?... Can't you send me any one? ... Oh de-ear!" She ended with an unmistakable sob.
Wainwright mounted the steps three at a time, to find his hostess in a disconsolate, weeping heap at the top.
"Whats the matter, Lady Bob?"
"Matter? Everything's the matter! The fish is too large, and the birds are too small!
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