Mary Roberts Rinehart,
Twenty-Three and a Half Hours' Leave…
(1918)
“ There are only two things to be done when a general is angry: One is to get behind the furniture and pretend one is not there; the other is to distract his mind. The general's ire growing and the car remaining in the tunnel, an aide whom the general called Tommy when no one was near ventured to speak. “Rather an amusing story going round, sir,” he said. “Woof! One of the sergeants in the Headquarters Troop has made a wager—woof!—woof, sir!—sir—that he——”“I don't want to hear anything about the Headquarters Troop,” snarled the general. “Woof! Bunch of second-story workers!” ”
