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Merry and entertaining history of the king and the cobler (1811)

The poor cobler, falling on his knees, and wringing his hands, cried, may it please your grace, may it please your honour, I had it fom a tanner, who sent for me to the Bell, in the strand to buy a parcel of leather he had brought out of the country, The King replied, this is a pleasant and well connected story, but if you don't produce this tanner, I'll leave you to the law, and if you be hanged by the law, you must take it for your pains, Joan hearing the King talk of hanging cried, good sir, King, don't hang my poor Crispin; he is an honest man, and has but one fault.
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Merry and entertaining history of the king and the cobler (1811)

What is that? quoth the King; he will not be ruled by his wife, quoth Joan. He shall die, said the King, but I will allow him to chuse his own death. Why, quoth the cobler, let me die the death of my grandfather and grandmother. How was that? quoth the King. It was on a death bed, replied the cobler. At which choice of the cobler's, the King. Queen, and nobles laughed bearily, and Crispin and his wife were locked up in a room, to wait the King's pleasure.
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Merry and entertaining history of the king and the cobler (1811)

Nothing would serve you, it seems, the other day, but to be courtier, such was your ambition: but let me tell you, if they have a fancy to hang you, then I may say, you have made a fine piece of work on't; I can't but think how like a courtier you are now. But while she was insulting over poor Crispin the King was informed of all their transactions, and therefore feat that they might be brought before him, which was done accordingly, but the cobler approached in the presence of the King, every joint about him trembled, for he expected to find no favour.
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