Printed for the Society of Vice

“ A crab who had for some time lived very happily on the person of a very dirty whore, one day became discontented. "How much nicer would it be to live with some cleaner and more reputable person," he thought, so watching his opportunity he effected his escape on to the person of a well-dressed and delicately clean young gentleman. ”

“ The moral of this fable is that though ever ready to spy into the defects of others, we are apt to overlook our own imperfections.
THE DOG AND THE COCK.
"What a large fellow you are!" said the Cock to the Dog. "I can fuck half-a-dozen hens, while you are getting halfway in."
"Very likely," said the Dog, "but when I am in I stay there fancy; look at my prick compared to yours. I don't call yours fucking at all, it's over before it's well begun." This fable teaches that I like a long prick best. ”