Summary

The married man's lament, or, Fairly shot of her (1780)

My man shall wait on you in the dark, he said,
And I will go instantly home to my bed.
⁠With kisses they parted, and homeward she went,
And straight for a Blackamoor woman she sent,
She told her the story they quickly agreed,
In some of her clothes she drest her with speed.
⁠Five guineas you'll receive when the job it is o’er,
Straightway she conducted the Black to the door,
She gave a soft knock, the footman was near,
And then he conducted her up to her dear.
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The married man's lament, or, Fairly shot of her (1780)

COME listen a while all you that love fun,
I’ll tell you a story that lately was done,
’Tis of a young gallant as I do declare,
That a beautiful damsel wanted to ensnare.
⁠Fal de ral, &c.
⁠A butcher in St. James's did dwell,
Had a beautiful daughter, none could her excel,
She was handsome and pretty nay proper and strait,
And many a sweetheart upon her did wait.
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