Will Rogers

“ One thing we got to be thankful for our Soldiers can win wars faster than our Diplomats can talk us into them, ”

“ Japans claims are sorter novel "They want pay for capturing part of China one of our own Allies"
They have offered to protect Siberia if they have to stay there forever to do it,
If Japan gets all her claims China will pay more indemnities than Germany who lost the war,
Imagine Japan, Pres Wilson, and Italy, All talking at once, Good thing they cant understand each other or this Conference would never have lasted this long, [38]
AND THEY CALL THAT A PEACE CONFERENCE,
Guess those CZECHO POLOKS have gotten their freedom, I see where they are at war. ”

“ Conference at 1st gave America Japan Italy France 5 deligates each and England including her Colonies fourteen, Thats all right to allow England for each one of her Foreign Relations, But they did not allow us a single one for Wisconsin,
How would you like to have been on a committee of Englishman to inform Ireland they dident get any Deligates, OH BOY, [26]
Finally got it down to the big TEN now theres only four, speaking to each other,
America dident know till they got over there that those European Nations have had a disease for years called the Gimmes. ”

“ I was a bit leary of it all the time as I had been there once before when the Union League Club had paraded for a Mr Hughes, Then later they had to put the Parade back, [7]
I had always believed Phila to be slow and here it was 2 days ahead of the Facts
At that time everybody wondered what to do with the Kaiser, I thought he should have been brought to this Country and made to clean the streets after that first Armistace day,
A funny thing the Armistace was signed about the time the returns of the last election come in. ”

“ I still wanted to go along but he said: "wait Will till some other trip and I will take you,"
You know 13 is his lucky number if they dont sign this up on this trip he knows they will on his 13th trip,
You see Congress got sore cause he did not call them in extra session, You know the next Con, is Republican, Be a good joke on them if he dident call them at all wouldent it,
Back to Paris to meet Col House the only man the Pres ever listened too, [25]
MR daniels went over. ”

“ Why then a letter would reach him at ALABI NEW JERSEY. So all Credit to Pres Wilson it took some game Guy to go through with it,
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