William Schwenck Gilbert

William Schwenck Gilbert

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Portrait of William Schwenck Gilbert William Schwenck Gilbert Trial by Jury (1911)

Foreman.
Just like a father
I wish to be.
(Kissing her.)
Judge (approaching her) .
Or, if you'd rather
Recline on me!
(She jumps on to Bench, sits down by the Judge, and falls sobbing on his breast.)
Counsel.
Oh! fetch some water
From far Cologne!
All.
For this sad slaughter
Atone! atone!
Jury (shaking fists at Defendant) .
Monster, monster, dread our fury,
There's the Judge, and we're the Jury!
Song—Defendant.
Oh, gentlemen, listen, I pray,
⁠Though I own that my heart has been ranging,
Of nature the laws I obey,
⁠For nature is constantly changing.
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Portrait of William Schwenck Gilbert William Schwenck Gilbert Trial by Jury (1911)

Chorus of Jurymen (advancing stealthily) .
Oh, I was like that when a lad!
A shocking young scamp of a rover,
I behaved like a regular cad;
But that sort of thing is all over.
I am now a respectable chap
And shine with a virtue resplendent,
And, therefore, I haven't a rap
Of sympathy with the defendant!
He shall treat us with awe,
If there isn't a flaw,
Singing so merrily—Trial-la-law!
Trial-la-law—Trial-la-law!
Singing so merrily—Trial-la-law!
(They enter the jury-box.) Recit.—Usher (on Bench) .
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