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“ August 23, 1908.
⁂ The Kaiser as enemy of Europe.
"ISOLATION."
Peace (attending the Inter-Parliamentary Congress at Berlin.) "Everybody else seems to be my friend; why do you stand aloof?"
German Kaiser. "But haven't I always sais that I was your friend?" ”

“ THE STORY OF FIDGETY WILHELM.
(Up-to-date Version of "Struwwelpeter.")
"Let me see if Welhelm can
Be a little gentle man;
Let me see if he is able
To sit still for once at table!"
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"But figety Will
He won't sit still."
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Just like any bucking horse.
"Wilhelm! We are getting cross!" ”