Nelson Lloyd, The Chronic Loafer
“ An’ ez fer ole Rube Stein, he never played nawthin’ but checkers.”“Well, can’t a man both sing an’ play the horn?” the Teacher snapped.“Perfessor, I agree with ye, I agree with ye entirely.” The Tinsmith had been silent hitherto, on the end of the bench. Now he leaned into view, resting an elbow on his knee and supporting his head with his hand. “Jim Clock don’t know no more ’bout blowin’ a bass-horn then my ole friend, Borax Bumbletree. Borax he knowd jest that leetle he was fired outen the Kishikoquillas In’epen’en’ Ban’. He come of a musical fam’ly, too. ”
