“ I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose. ”
Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest (1895). copy citation
Author | Oscar Wilde |
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Source | The Importance of Being Earnest |
Topic | lie invention |
Date | 1895 |
Language | English |
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Weblink | http://www.gutenberg.org/files/844/844-h/844-h.htm |
Context
“You are one of the most advanced Bunburyists I know.
jack. What on earth do you mean?
Algernon. You have invented a very useful younger brother called Ernest, in order that you may be able to come up to town as often as you like. I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose. Bunbury is perfectly invaluable. If it wasn't for Bunbury's extraordinary bad health, for instance, I wouldn't be able to dine with you at Willis's to-night, for I have been really engaged to Aunt Augusta for more than a week.” source
jack. What on earth do you mean?
Algernon. You have invented a very useful younger brother called Ernest, in order that you may be able to come up to town as often as you like. I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose. Bunbury is perfectly invaluable. If it wasn't for Bunbury's extraordinary bad health, for instance, I wouldn't be able to dine with you at Willis's to-night, for I have been really engaged to Aunt Augusta for more than a week.” source