Alexander Macgregor Rose

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Alexander Macgregor Rose,  Famous Single Poems — Kaiser & Co…

“ He climbed the Olympia's ladder in a state of excitement thoroughly Teutonic.
"How dare you fire upon us?" he demanded. "We fly the German flag!"
"Those flags can be bought anywhere for a dollar and a half a yard," retorted Dewey. "Go back and tell your admiral that the slightest infraction of any rule will mean but one thing—war! If your people are really ready for war with the United States, they can have it right now!"
"After that," Captain Coghlan added, "the Germans didn't breathe more than three times consecutively without asking permission."
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Alexander Macgregor Rose,  Famous Single Poems — Kaiser & Co…

“ Also there was another comfortable theory quite generally held that the Germans were a peaceful and home-loving race, thoroughly good-hearted and inoffensive, and that they were as much amused with their saber-rattling, shining-armored Kaiser as we were. Most of us looked upon the Kaiser as a joke; certainly few of us suspected that his people really regarded him as a demigod, and that many thousands of those people were even then living in the United States, under the protection of its laws and its flag. ”
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Alexander Macgregor Rose,  Famous Single Poems — Kaiser & Co…

“ The mists of the intervening years have dimmed the memory of that incident, and probably few of the younger generation ever heard of it; but it held column after column of frontpage space for days and days, rocked the country with mighty laughter, nearly involved us in a serious international complication, and brought forth frenzied frothings in the German-American press. ”
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