Summary

Anna Bird Stewart The Belles of Canterbury: A Chaucer Tale Out of School

That's much more fun to talk about than Chaucer. I'm glad I didn't live in his day. Imagine being praised for not putting your fingers in the gravy and spotting up your shirt front! I wager that old Prioress was a stick. I shouldn't want her on our basket ball team. There isn't a sensible woman in the whole of Chaucer so far as I can see. (the curtain at the front of the bookcase begins to shake slightly, becoming more violent as the Junior continues) The Wife of Bath was a regular Mormon, five husbands, that's what she had, and she wore red stockings.
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Anna Bird Stewart The Belles of Canterbury: A Chaucer Tale Out of School

Prioress
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Chaucer alone it is, with whom we jest.
Come, nonnes both, and push her in with zest.
Junior. Oh, let me stay out. Don't make me go into that stuffy bookcase. There never will be room for me with all those other books. It will squeeze what little I do know out of me.
(Relentless, they push her behind the curtains into the bookcase. Her voice grows weaker, finally dying away.)
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Anna Bird Stewart The Belles of Canterbury: A Chaucer Tale Out of School

And the angelic Seniors? They never talk, do they. Thank Goodness, we're not like that old patient Griselda in Chaucer. She was afraid to open her head.
Freshman. I think you know a lot about Chaucer. I never will remember all those names.
Junior. Oh, there are a lot more of them. One was a silly girl named Emily. She didn't do anything but have "hair a yard long I guess" and for that she had two lovers. I am going to get a hair tonic. That's how silly men were in Chaucer's day, before they learned how to play football, or had fraternities.
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