Ashley Sterne

Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3833… (19th and 20th century)

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Ashley Sterne,  Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3833… (19th and 20th century)

“ Pinkerton's personal assurance that his Pills are the Best. If I'd had more time I daresay I should have worked my passage to the notice you refer to. I haven't reached it yet."
"Look 'ere," said the conductor, thrusting me into the vacant smoker's seat and pointing with what I at first took to be a saveloy, but which upon closer inspection proved to be his forefinger, "what does that say?—
TO AVOID ACCIDENTS PASSENGERS
SHOULD REMAIN SEATED WHILE
THE BUS IS PASSING UNDER RAIL-
WAY BRIDGES.
There nar. Some of you blokes never look any farther than the end of your noses."
”
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