Herman Cyril McNeile

Herman Cyril McNeile

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Portrait of Herman Cyril McNeile Herman Cyril McNeile The Porterhouse Steak (1924)

Somehow or other he had to get as far as King Street, in Covent Garden.
He walked on, his head thrown back and a faint smile around his lips. As usual there was a block at Piccadilly Circus, and he paused for a moment by an open automobile. A girl was driving and by her side sat a man whose back seemed vaguely familiar. And it was just as he got abreast of the man that some one jostled him, and he stumbled and nearly fell. He lurched up against the side of the car, but recovered himself at once with a word of apology, only to see the man lean forward with a positive shout of joy.
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Portrait of Herman Cyril McNeile Herman Cyril McNeile The Porterhouse Steak (1924)

Kick him out! The little swine—the miserable little swine. He glanced at the girl, and she was looking at him with a strange grave smile that made his heart miss a beat and then race for two or three. Take a pull, Bill Carruthers; this won't do. Penniless down-and-outers don't count in the social scheme. But she'd never know and Tom would never know—and, oh!—to forget for one day!
“I think I can manage that,” he said quietly. “It's very good of you to suggest it, Miss Caldwell.”
“Then let's go at once!” she cried. “Pay the bill, Tom. Mr. Carruthers and I will be in the car.”
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Portrait of Herman Cyril McNeile Herman Cyril McNeile The Porterhouse Steak (1924)

You and Mr. Carruthers can please yourselves. I'm hungry.”
“Hungry!” gasped Tom. “Why, great heavens, my dear woman, you must be up the pole. It takes three men to lift one of their porterhouse steaks.”
“Splendid!” said the girl. “That's just what I feel like. What about you, Mr. Carruthers?”
“Well, really, I feel rather like it myself,” answered Carruthers, forcing a smile.
“Then there you are, Tom,” said his sister. “Two full-size porterhouse steaks and two omelettes. And you can have your oysters and your bird. And let us know as soon as the omelette is ready.”
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