Ring Lardner

“ The gun shall be fired off again from a point 5 yards farther away from whatever they was shooting at.
Rule XXI.
No soldier of the side which is going over the top shall be in motion towards the opponent's trenches before the signal is given. ”

“ Loss of 15 yards by the side for whose supposed benefit the offense was committed. The offender shall be excluded from the neighborhood or the field of battle for the remainder of the war.
Rule XXVI.
Nobody shall attempt to crawl after they have been shot down.
Penalty—
Loss of 5 yards.
Rule XXVII.
In case of accident to a participant, one representative of his army may. if he has first obtained the consent of the officials, come on to the field of battle to tend to the injured man. This representative need not always be the same person. ”