Rudyard Kipling

“ I assure you we haven't," said Lord Lundie.
"Then go away. Go quite away," cried the woman.
They went—in single file down the path. They went silently, restrapping the organ on its wheels, and rechaining the monkey to the organ.
"Damn it all!" said Penfentenyou. "They do face the music, and they do stick by each other in private life!"
"Ties of Common Funk," I answered. Giuseppe ran to the gate and fled back to the possible world. Lord Lundie and Sir Christopher, constrained by tradition, paced slowly. ”

“ Do you think a monkey would climb the tree?"
The organ-grinder at the gate fenced his beast with one arm as Jimmy-talked.
"Don't show off your futile accomplishments," said Lord Lundie. "Tell him it's an experiment. Interest him!"
"Shut up, Bubbles. You aren't in court," Jimmy replied. "This needs delicacy. Giuseppe says—"
"Interest the monkey," the brown engineer interrupted. "He won't climb for love. Cut up to the house and get some biscuits, Bubbles—sugar ones and an orange or two. No need to tell our womenfolk." ”

“ Lord Lundie's summer resting-place we learned was a farm, a little out of the village, up a hill round which curled a high hedged road. Only an initiated few spend their holidays at Credence Green, and they have trained the householders to keep the place select. Penfentenyou made a grievance of this as we walked up the lane, followed at a distance by the organ-grinder. ”

“ He had forgotten the needs of his Growing Nation, and was earnestly parting the white-thorn stems with his fingers.
* * * * * * * * * * Giuseppe and Jimmy did as they were told, the monkey following them with a wary and malignant eye.
"Here's a discovery," said Jimmy. "The singing part of this organ comes off the wheels." He spoke volubly to the proprietor. "Oh, it's so as Giuseppe can take it to his room o' nights. And play it. D'you hear that? The organ-grinder, after his day's crime, plays his accursed machine for love. ”

“ The Agent-General arrived two hours later, a patient and expostulating person, visibly torn between the pulling Devil of a rampant Colony, and the placid Baker of a largely uninterested England. But with Penfentenyou behind him he had worked; for he told us that Lord Lundie—the Law Lord was the final authority on the legal and constitutional aspects of the Great Idea, and to him it must be referred. ”

“ The monkey knows him."
"By Jove, he's quite right," said Sir Christopher from the landing. "Take it, Bubbles, at once."
"My God!" said Lord Lundie in horror.
The chase reverberated over our heads, from the attics to the first floor and back again. Bodies and Voices met in collision and argument, and once or twice the organ hit walls and doors. Then it broke forth in a new manner.
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"He's playing it," said Jimmy. "I know his acute Justinian ear. Are you fond of music?"
"I think Lord Lundie plays very well for a beginner," I ventured.
"Ah! That's the trained legal intellect. ”

“ And can logically predicate his finish by his start:
But the English—ah, the English!—they are quite a race apart.
Their psychology is bovine, their outlook crude and rare;
They abandon vital matters to be tickled with a straw ”