Saki,
Beasts and Super-Beasts — The Byzantine Omelette
(1914)
“ Quick, finish my hair and I’ll go and see what I can do to bring them round.”“I can’t finish your hair, madame,” said Richardson quietly, but with immense decision. “I belong to the union and I can’t do another half-minute’s work till the strike is settled. I’m sorry to be disobliging.”“But this is inhuman!” exclaimed Sophie tragically; “I’ve always been a model mistress and I’ve refused to employ any but union servants, and this is the result. I can’t finish my hair myself; I don’t know how to. What am I to do? It’s wicked!”“Wicked is the word,” said Richardson ”
