Robert Barr,
In a Steamer Chair and Other Stories
(1892)
“ Morris, as he walked along ahead of her, having some difficulty in maintaining his equilibrium. "I wouldn't mind the falling," replied the young lady, "if you only would some pretty story tell; but you are very prosaic, Mr. Morris. Do you ever read anything at all?" "I never read when I have somebody more interesting than a book to talk to." "Oh, thank you. Now, if you will get into position on the stairway, I shall make my attempts at getting to the door." "I feel like a baseball catcher," said Morris, taking up a position somewhat similar to that of the useful man behind the bat. ”
