Bellboy

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Anonymous,  Jokes For All Occasions

“ He didn't like it, and growled to his boss: "You've kept me workin' every night till 9 o'clock for three nights runnin' now, [Pg 323] and I'm worn out, Mr. Brown. I ain't no machine. I can't go forever." His boss gave a hard laugh. "Wrong!" he said. "Wrong, my boy. You go forever next pay day."
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The bellboy of the Welcome Hotel has invented an ingenious system of calling sleepy guests. The other night a man left instructions that he wished to be called early. Next morning he was disturbed by a loud tattoo upon the door. "Well?" he demanded sharply. "I've got a message for you, sir."
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Source: Gutenberg

Frank V. Webster,  The Boys of Bellwood School (1910)

“ Now, isn't it funny—he's going right to the very school you are?"
"To Bellwood?"
"That's the name—Bellwood is the place," assented Mr. Upton. "Wish you'd tell me what you know about it."
"I don't know anything about it, except what I've read and what I've heard from friends who went there," said Frank. But it seemed he had enough information to quite interest the farmer. Then the latter told him about his stepson.
"Robert's been no good at home," he said. "You can see what a sulky, unsociable fellow he is. No interest in nothing—thinks everybody hates him, and won't make up to anybody.
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Source: Wikisource

Portrait of Lewis Carroll Lewis Carroll,  Rhyme? and reason? (1883)

“ And his enemies "Toasted-cheese."
"His form is ungainly—his intellect small—"
(So the Bellman would often remark) —
"But his courage is perfect! And that, after all,
Is the thing that one needs with a Snark."
He would joke with hyænas, returning their stare
With an impudent wag of the head:
And he once went a walk, paw-in-paw, with a bear,
⁠"Just to keep up its spirits," he said.
He came as a Baker: but owned, when too late—
And it drove the poor Bellman half-mad—
He could only bake Bride-cake—for which, I may state,
No materials were to be had.
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Source: Wikisource

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