Anonymous, Jokes For All Occasions
“ He didn't like it, and growled to his boss: "You've kept me workin' every night till 9 o'clock for three nights runnin' now, [Pg 323] and I'm worn out, Mr. Brown. I ain't no machine. I can't go forever." His boss gave a hard laugh. "Wrong!" he said. "Wrong, my boy. You go forever next pay day."* * *The bellboy of the Welcome Hotel has invented an ingenious system of calling sleepy guests. The other night a man left instructions that he wished to be called early. Next morning he was disturbed by a loud tattoo upon the door. "Well?" he demanded sharply. "I've got a message for you, sir." ”
