Constance Smedley and Pearl Humphrey

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Constance Smedley and Pearl Humphrey The Importance of Being Earnest (1907)

Nelly, who had not arrived at the stage fever of even a tolerable player, was not deterred by this fact from delivering herself as one who speaks with authority.
“It is bridge, bridge, bridge!” she said, “and the cry is as irritating as when 'with Ida, Ida, Ida, rang the woods.' They're probably playing it now, and they'll go on all the evening, and the same to-morrow. Conversation is a dead art; music in the house is dying; dancing is neglected.”
“Oh, well,” interpolated the subaltern, “bridge is better than gossip.”
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Constance Smedley and Pearl Humphrey The Wisdom of the Foolish (1907)

He found me reading French one day, and he was so pleased. I told him that you were such a splendid linguist that I wanted to copy you, and he said: 'Ah, that is good. I love to see women studying languages. In our service, where it should be indispensable, we often see young fellows hampered by wives who cannot speak even French fluently. I wish they all were animated by your spirit: a diplomat's wife ought to know French, German, and Italian, if not Spanish.' Could anything be more pointed?” demanded Nelly.
“I'm not such a very wonderful linguist, dear,” said Mrs. Martin.
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Constance Smedley and Pearl Humphrey The Art of Hospitality (1906)

She knew her aunt's wine appealed to the masculine palate. She may have expressed something of mingled hope and fear in her face, for no one took a second glass, in spite of her remark that Emily could fetch another bottle if they liked. Nelly's mind became fairly peaceful. The cold fruit-tart disappeared with a rapidity remarkable in contrast to the leisurely vanishing of the pork. But the black coffee, which she had in an undertone requested the surly Emily to make, was so vile that Nelly herself said: “Don't try to drink it!”
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