Thomas Morton,
Speed the plough
“ Handy, jun. Courage! you have many resources of happiness.Sir Abel. Have I? I should be very glad to know them.Handy, jun. In the first place you possess an excellent temper.Sir Abel. So much the worse; for if I had a bad one, I should be the better able to conquer hers.Handy, jun. You enjoy good health—Sir Abel. So much the worse; for if I were ill, she wouldn't come near me.Handy, jun. Then you are rich—Sir Abel. So much the worse; for had I been poor, she would not have married me. But I, say, Bob, if you gain the prize, I'll have a patent for my plough.Lady H. [Without.] Sir Abel! ”

