Mary Russell Mitford,
Miss Philly Firkin, The China-Woman
“ Lamb let fall the pattern pots, and Miss Philly flung the order upon the counter—"What the deuce is come to the people?" And then out burst the story of the last night's adventure, of Mr. Lamb's scratched face, which indeed was visible enough, of Miss Wolfe's bruises, of the broken china, the cow, the donkey, and the action at law. "Whew!" whistled Dick in an aside whistle; "going to law is she? We must pacify her if we can," thought he, "for a lawsuit's no joke, as poor Jem would find. Jem must come and speechify. It's hard if between us we can't manage a woman." ”
