Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories…
“ Signor Marconi, in an interview in Washington, praised American democracy."Over here," he said, "you respect a man for what he is himself—not for what his family is—and thus you remind me of the gardener in Bologna who helped me with my first wireless apparatus."As my mother's gardener and I were working on my apparatus together a young count joined us one day, and while he watched us work the count boasted of his lineage."The gardener, after listening a long while, smiled and said:"'If you come from an ancient family, it's so much the worse for you sir ”
