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“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at...”
Herman Melville
,
Moby-Dick
“The increasing seriousness of things, then that's the great opportunity of jokes.”
Henry James
,
The Portrait of a Lady
“What was the future? The future was a solid wall, not promising, not threatening — all bunk. No guarantees of anything, not even the guarantee that life isn’t one big joke.”
Bob Dylan
,
Chronicles, Volume One
“Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made.”
Edgar Allan Poe
,
The Masque of the Red Death
“We fear to say too much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place.”
J. R. R. Tolkien
,
The Return of the King
“I think life is a jape. Yours, mine, everyone’s.”
George R. R. Martin
,
A Dance with Dragons
“If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.”
Haruki Murakami
,
Sputnik Sweetheart
“Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.”
J. K. Rowling
,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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J. K. Rowling
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Herman Melville
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The Masque of the Red Death
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Moby-Dick
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The Return of the King
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Sputnik Sweetheart
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A Dance with Dragons
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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Chronicles, Volume One
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