Andrew Lang

“ Ye hae heard Whigs crack o’ the Saints in the Bass, my faith, a gruesome tale;
How the Remnant paid at a tippeny rate, for a quart o’ ha’penny ale!
But I’ll tell ye anither tale o’ the Bass, that’ll hearten ye up to hear,
Sae I pledge ye to Middleton first in a glass, and a health to the Young Chevalier!
The Bass stands frae North Berwick Law a league or less to sea,
About its feet the breakers beat, abune the sea-maws flee,
There’s castle stark and dungeon dark, wherein the godly lay,
p. 5That made their rant for the Covenant through mony a weary day. ”

“ And make a Heaven of Earth, ere Heaven begin?
The wise may search the world from end to end,
From dusty nook to dusty nook, my friend,
And nothing better find than girls and wine,
Of all the things they neither make nor mend. ”

“ Were enough, said the elderly Sage, for his ends.
And the women we deem that he chose for their looks,
And the men for their cellars: the books were his friends:
‘Man delights me not,’ often, ‘nor woman,’ but books
Are the best of good comrades in loneliest nooks.
For man will be wrangling—for woman will fret
About anything infinitesimal small:
Like the Sage in our Plato, I’m ‘anxious to get
On the side’—on the sunnier side—‘of a wall.’
p. 81Let the wind of the world toss the nations like rooks,
If only you’ll leave me at peace with my Books.
And which are my books? ”

“ Or salt sea-weeds among,
’Mid shingle and sea-shell!
How oft beside the Burn,
We play the sad ‘two more’;
How often at the turn,
The heather must we spurn;
How oft we’ve ‘topped and swore,’
In bent and whin and fern!
Yes, when the broken head
Bounds further than the ball,
The heart has inly bled.
p. 61Ah! and the lips have said
Words we would fain recall—
Wild words, of passion bred!
In bunkers all unknown,
Far beyond ‘Walkinshaw,
Where never ball had flown—
Reached by ourselves alone—
Caddies have heard with awe
The music of our moan! ”

“ Nane kens the Covenant o’ Works
Frae that o’ Grace!
But whiles, maybe, to them ye’ll read
Blads o’ the Covenanting creed,
And whiles their pagan wames ye’ll feed
On halesome parritch;
p. 49And syne ye’ll gar them learn a screed
O’ the Shorter Carritch.
Yet thae uncovenanted shavers
Hae rowth, ye say, o’ clash and clavers
O’ gods and etins—auld wives’ havers,
But their delight;
The voice o’ him that tells them quavers
Just wi’ fair fright.
And ye might tell, ayont the faem,
Thae Hieland clashes o’ our hame
To speak the truth, I takna shame
To half believe them ”

“ There spurs the wary Egoist, defiance in his eye;
There Zola’s ragged regiment comes, with dynamite in hand,
And Flaubert’s crew of country doctors devastate the land.
On Robert Elsmere Friar Tuck falls with his quarter-staff,
Nom Dé! to see the clerics fight might make the sourest laugh!
They meet, they shock, full many a knight is smitten on the crown,
p. 88So keep us good St. Geneviève, Umslopogaas is down!
About the mace of David Grieve his blood is flowing red,
Alas for ancient chivalry, le brave Bussy is sped! ”

“ You can cover a great deal of country in Books. ”

“ It was Halyburton, Middleton, and Roy and young Dunbar,
That Livingstone took on Cromdale haughs, in the last fight of the war:
And they were warded in the Bass, till the time they should be slain,
Where bluidy Mitchell, and Blackader, and Earlston lang had lain;
Four lads alone, ’gainst a garrison, but Glory crowns their names,
For they brought it to pass that they took the Bass, and they held it for King James!
It isna by preaching half the night, ye’ll burst a dungeon door,
p. ”

“ When man and maid, all unafraid,
‘Sat out’ upon the stairs,
No spectre dread, with feet of lead,
Came past them unawares.
p. 79I know not why, but alway I
Have found that it is so,
That when the glum Researchers come
The brutes of bogeys—go!
p. 80TO THE GENTLE READER
‘A French writer (whom I love well) speaks of three kinds of companions,—men, women, and books.’
Sir John Davys. ”

“ In the Lots’ of us mortals, who bargain for Books.
There’s Ruskin to keep one exclaiming ‘What next?’
There’s Browning to puzzle, and Gilbert to chaff,
And Marcus Aurelius to soothe one if vexed,
And good Marcus Tvainus to lend you a laugh;
There be capital tomes that are filled with fly-hooks,
And I’ve frequently found them the best kind of Books.
p. 84THE SONNET Poet, beware! The sonnet’s primrose path
Is all too tempting for thy feet to tread. ”

“ Yet where the sombre Templar rides the Modern caitiffs fly,
The Mummer (of The Mummer’s Wife) has got it in the eye,
From Felix Holt his patent Colt hath not averted fate,
And Silas Lapham’s smitten fair, right through his gallant pate.
There Dan Deronda reels and falls, a hero sore surprised;
Ha, Beauséant! still may such fate befall the Circumcised!
The Egoist is flying fast from him of Ivanhoe:
Beneath the axe of Skalagrim fall prigs at every blow:
The ragged Zolaists have fled, screaming ‘We are betrayed,’
p. 89But loyal Alan Breck is shent, stabbed through the Stuart plaid ”

“ They fared wild and free as the birds o’ the sea, and at night they went on the wing,
And they lifted the kye o’ Whigs far and nigh, and they revelled and drank to the King.
p. 9Then Wullie Wanbeard sends his ships to siege the Bass in form,
And first shall they break the fortress down, and syne the Rock they’ll storm.
After twa days’ fight they fled in the night, and glad eneuch to go,
With their rigging rent, and their powder spent, and many a man laid low. ”

“ There’s Müller on Speech, there is Gurney on Spooks,
There is Tylor on Totems, there’s all sorts of Books.
p. 82There’s roaming in regions where every one’s been,
Encounters where no one was ever before,
There’s ‘Leaves’ from the Highlands we owe to the Queen,
There’s Holly’s and Leo’s adventures in Kôr:
There’s Tanner who dwelt with Pawnees and Chinooks,
You can cover a great deal of country in Books. ”

“ The sonnet on the forty-fourth page, against all right Italianate laws, hath but thirteen lines withal: add another to thy liking, if thou art a Maker; or, if thou art none, even be content with what is set before thee. If it be scant measure, be sure it is choicely good.
p. 1A SCOT TO JEANNE D’ARC Dark Lily without blame,
Not upon us the shame,
Whose sires were to the Auld Alliance true,
They, by the Maiden’s side,
Victorious fought and died,
One stood by thee that fiery torment through,
Till the White Dove from thy pure lips had passed,
And thou wert with thine own St. ”

“ And proud to see, le brave Bussy his colours doth display.
p. 86Ready at need he comes with speed, William of Deloraine,
And Hereward the Wake himself is pricking o’er the plain.
The good knight of La Mancha’s here, here is Sir Amyas Leigh,
And Eric of the gold hair, pride of Northern chivalry.
There shines the steel of Alan Breck, the sword of Athos shines,
Dalgetty on Gustavus rides along the marshalled lines,
With many a knight of sunny France the Cid has marched from Spain,
And Götz the Iron-handed leads the lances of Almain.
But who upon the Modern side are champions? ”

“ So for lang years three did they sweep the sea, but a closer watch was set,
Till nae food had they, but twa ounce a day o’ meal was the maist they’d get.
And men fight but tame on an empty wame, so they sent a flag o’ truce,
And blithe were the Privy Council then, when the Whigs had heard that news.
Twa Lords they sent wi’ a strang intent to be dour on each Cavalier,
But wi’ French cakes fine, and his last drap o’ wine, did Middleton make them cheer,
p. ”

“ And the Whigs thocht then he had food and men to stand for the Rightfu’ Cause.
So he got a’ he craved, and his men were saved, and nane might say them nay,
Wi’ sword by side, and flag o’ pride, free men might they gang their way,
They might fare to France, they might bide at hame, and the better their grace to buy,
Wullie Wanbeard’s purse maun pay the keep o’ the men that did him defy!
Men never hae gotten sic terms o’ peace since first men went to war,
As got Halyburton, and Middleton, and Roy, and the young Dunbar. ”

“ Then shall he cast that bonny book of thine
Where the extreme waste-paper basket gapes,
There shall thy futile fancies peak and pine,
With other minor poets, pallid shapes,
Who come a long way short of the divine,
Tormented souls of imitative apes.
p. 85THE TOURNAY OF THE HEROES Ho, warders, cry a tournay! ho, heralds, call the knights! ”

“ How they held the Bass.
This story is versified from the account in Memoirs of the Rev. John Blackader, by Andrew Crichton, p. 117Minister of the Gospel. Second Edition. Edinburgh, 1826. Dunbar was retained as a prisoner, when negotiations for surrender, in 1691, were broken off by Middleton’s return with supplies. Halyburton was, it seems, captured later, and only escaped hanging by virtue of the terms extorted by Middleton. Patrick Walker tells the tale of Peden and the girl. ”