Charles Dickens,
Bill-Sticking
“ His Majesty, graciously handing me a little three-legged stool on which I took my seat in a corner, inquired if I smoked.'I do; - that is, I can,' I answered.'Pipe and a screw!' said His Majesty to the attendant charioteer. 'Do you prefer a dry smoke, or do you moisten it?'As unmitigated tobacco produces most disturbing effects upon my system (indeed, if I had perfect moral courage, I doubt if I should smoke at all, under any circumstances) , I advocated moisture, and begged the Sovereign of the Bill-Stickers to name his usual liquor, and to concede to me the privilege of paying for it. ”
