Nathaniel Hawthorne,
Mosses from an Old Manse/The Intelligence Office
(1854)
“ A youth entered hastily, and threw a glance around the office to ascertain whether the man of intelligence was alone. He then approached close to the desk, blushed like a maiden, and seemed at a loss how to broach his business."You come upon an affair of the heart," said the official personage, looking into him through his mysterious spectacles. "State it in as few words as may be.""You are right," replied the youth. "I have a heart to dispose of.""You seek an exchange?" said the Intelligencer. "Foolish youth, why not be contented with your own?" ”
