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“ Kaiser Wilhelm (as the Moor of Potsdam) sings:—
"'Unter den Linden'—always at Home,
'Under the Lime-light' wherever I roam!"
April 5, 1905.
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COOK'S CRUSADER
Imperial Knight Templar (the German Emperor—to Saladin) . "What!! The Christian Powers putting pressure upon You, my dear Friend!! Horrible! I can't think how People can do such things!"
October 15, 1898.
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NOT IN THE PICTURE
Scene—On shore, during the visit of the British Fleet to Brest.
Mr. Punch (Photographer, suavely, to the Kaiser) . " Just a leetle further back, please, Sir. ”

“ Peace (attending the Inter-Parliamentary Congress at Berlin) . "Everybody else seems to be my friend; why do you stand aloof?"
German Kaiser."But haven't I always said that I was your friend?"
Peace."Yes; but can't you do something to prove it?" ”

“ German Kaiser. "Good Bird!"
October 5, 1910.
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HARMONY
[The German Emperor has been patronising the Centenary of Krupp's Gun Factory]
August 14, 1912.
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THE BLIND SIDE
German Officer: "Glad to hear you're going to fortify your sea-front. Very dangerous people, these English."
Dutchman: "But it will cost much."
German Officer: "Ah, but see what you save on the Eastern Frontier, where there's nobody but us."
January 11, 1911.
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THE STRUGGLE
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WELL MET! ”