Brander Matthews

Brander Matthews

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Portrait of Brander Matthews Brander Matthews Tales of Fantasy and Fact

Mr. Wheatcroft rose to his feet, to close the conversation.
"I'm glad we know the truth, anyhow," he asserted, emphatically. And then, as though to relieve the strain on the old book-keeper, he added, with a loud laugh at his own joke, "That clock had its hands before its face all the time—but it kept its eyes open for all that!"
"Don't forget that it had only one eye," said Whittier, joining in the laugh; "it had an eye single to its duty."
"You know the French saying, father," added Paul, "'In the realm of the blind the one-eyed man is king.'"
(1895.)
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Portrait of Brander Matthews Brander Matthews Tales of Fantasy and Fact

But Eliphalet, he had scarcely time to think this out when he heard both sounds again, not one after another, but both together, and something told him—some sort of an instinct he had—that those two ghosts didn't agree, didn't get on together, didn't exactly hit it off; in fact, that they were quarrelling."
"Quarrelling ghosts! Well, I never!" was Baby Van Rensselaer's remark.
"It is a blessed thing to see ghosts dwell together in unity," said Dear Jones.
And the Duchess added, "It would certainly be setting a better example."
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Portrait of Brander Matthews Brander Matthews Tales of Fantasy and Fact

He had never thought of the sex of a spook, but there was no doubt whatever that the house ghost was a woman. No sooner was this firmly fixed in Eliphalet's mind than he saw his way out of the difficulty. The ghosts must be married!—for then there would be no more interference, no more quarrelling, no more manifestations and materializations, no more dark séances, with their raps and bells and tambourines and banjos. At first the ghosts would not hear of it. The voice in the corner declared that the Duncan wraith had never thought of matrimony.
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