George Weston, Mary Minds Her Business
“ Because when the woman is miserable, she can generally make her man miserable. But when the woman is happy, she can nearly always make the man happy, too.""I wish you'd make me happy," sighed poor Wally."Here comes Helen," said Mary with just the least trace of wickedness in her voice. "She'll do her best, I'm sure."Helen was dressed for the evening, her arms and shoulders gleaming, her coiffure like a golden turban."Mary hardly ever dresses any more," she said as she came down the stairs, "so I feel I have to do double duty." ”
