Summary

Portrait of Mark Twain Mark Twain Pudd'nhead Wilson — Marse Tom Tramples His Chance (1894)

I wonder how much she knows? Oh, oh, oh, it's enough to break a body's heart! But I've got to humor her—there's no other way."
Then he worked up a rather sickly sample of a gay laugh and a hollow chipperness of manner, and said:
"Well, well, Roxy dear, old friends like you and me mustn't quarrel. Here's your dollar—now tell me what you know."
Source: Wikisource

Portrait of Mark Twain Mark Twain Pudd'nhead Wilson — Marse Tom Tramples His Chance (1894)

Consider well the proportions of things. It is better to be a young June bug than an old bird of paradise. —Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
It is necessary now to hunt up Roxy.
At the time she was set free and went away chambermaiding, she was thirty-five. She got a berth as second chambermaid on a Cincinnati boat in the New Orleans trade, the _Grand Mogul_. A couple of trips made her wonted and easygoing at the work, and infatuated her with the stir and adventure and independence of steamboat life. Then she was promoted and become head chambermaid.
Source: Wikisource

Portrait of Mark Twain Mark Twain Pudd'nhead Wilson — Marse Tom Tramples His Chance (1894)

But she was well fixed—rich, as she would have described it; for she had lived a steady life, and had banked four dollars every month in New Orleans as a provision for her old age. She said in the start that she had "put shoes on one bar'footed nigger to tromple on her with," and that one mistake like that was enough; she would be independent of the human race thenceforth forevermore if hard work and economy could accomplish it. When the boat touched the levee at New Orleans she bade good-by to her comrades on the _Grand Mogul_ and moved her kit ashore.
Source: Wikisource

Get perspective with Kwize: daily news enlightened by great literature