Albany de Grenier Fonblanque

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Albany de Grenier Fonblanque,  Once a Week (1860)

“ Millions of money have been spent in bribery and corruption, and who can say—except those whose interest it is to keep the secret—how it went, or to whom? I tell you, men were bought and sold, like sheep, in the pocket-boroughs, and sold themselves to the highest bidder in the counties and boroughs that were open to the contests. A drunken tinker might have ridden to the poll in the carriage of a Duchess, if the time were short and the numbers equal. ”
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Albany de Grenier Fonblanque,  Once a Week (1860)

“ Reader! listen unto the voice of wisdom, unto the words of Charlie Davis: “If ever you or your friends create a disturbance in a court of justice, or in church, or in a theatre, or concert room, or any other public place, and unpleasant observations are made thereon, turn round and stare angrily at some one immediately behind you. This will prevent you looking conscious under any reproof that may be administered to wrong-doers in general, and will divert attention from the real offender.” Charlie pursued these tactics upon the occasion above recorded with eminent success. ”
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Albany de Grenier Fonblanque,  Once a Week, Series 1, Volume III… (1860)

“ He’s very fond of Charlie, ah! and so
⁠He stay’d till last at Charlie’s sister’s ball.
You danced eight times together-am I right
⁠“He’s such a perfect waltzer”—nothing more?
You met a week ago this very night,
⁠And I have—known you all your lifetime o’er!
Forgive me that I played the list’ner, dear,
⁠And heard him win your love, amongst your flowers;
You had forgotten I was prisoned here,
⁠A poor lone cripple all these festive hours.
He’s very winsome, honest-eyed, and tall,
⁠The cross for valour’s roll contains his story.
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