Aunt Pen

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Portrait of Louisa May Alcott Louisa May Alcott A Modern Cinderella; Or, The Little Old Shoe…

Aunt Pen then came off guard, and with a sigh of satisfaction subsided into a peaceful doze, still murmuring, even in her sleep,—
"Propinquity, my love, propinquity works wonders."
"Aunt Pen, are you a modest woman?" asked the young crusader against established absurdities, as she came into the presence-chamber that evening ready for the hop.
"Bless the child, what does she mean?" cried Mrs. Carroll, with a start that twitched her back-hair out of Victorine's hands.
Source: Gutenberg

Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature

For the doctor had told us to laugh at these whims all we might.
"Oh, you heartless girl!" said Aunt Pen. "To think of pictures at such a time!" And she closed her eyes as if weary of the world.
"I never saw anybody who liked to revel in the ghastly the way you do, Aunt Pen."
"Mel!" said Aunt Pen, with quite a show of color in her cheek; "I shall send you down stairs."
"Do," said Mel; "where I can cut out my gown in peace."
"Cutting a gown at the bedside of the dying! Are you cold-blooded, or are you insensible?"
Source: Gutenberg

Portrait of Louisa May Alcott Louisa May Alcott Aunt Jo's Scrap-Bag (1871)

But somehow, whenever the sewing-hour came, she remembered that talk; and as she worked she fell into the way of wondering whether Aunt Pen could guess from the patches what sort of days she had passed. She wanted to try and see, but Aunt Pen refused to read any more calico till the quilt was done: then, she said in a queer, solemn way, she should make the good and bad days appear in a remarkable manner.
Source: Wikisource

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