George Alfred Townsend,
Bohemian Days: Three American Tales
“ Duff Salter said, with grave emphasis, "it is you father's old and obstinate spirit which is speaking. You are the ghost I thought was his at the door of my chamber. Mr. Magistrate, swear me!"Duff Salter gravely kissed the Testament and stood ready to depose, when Calvin Van de Lear again interrupted."Are you not deaf?" asked the divinity student. "Where are your tablets that you carry every day? You seem to hear too well, I consider.""You are right," cried Duff Salter, turning on his interrogator like a lion. "I am wholly cured of deafness, and my memory is as acute as my hearing." ”
