Djinn

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Harold Lawlor,  Djinn and Bitters (1950)

“ The djinn began gleefully snortling and snuffling to himself in a manner that I found altogether revolting.
"You have something in mind, Connie?" asked the djinn.
"Oh, nothing definite. But I do have a hopeful feeling that something about all this business will cause Pete more than a spot or two of mental anguish."
"Constance Bartlett," I said, aghast. I shivered. I must have known even then, intuitively, that she was speaking with the voice of a prophet, and no minor one, at that. But what did I do?"
"Women have cluttered your life, huh? We can't drive, huh?"
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Harold Lawlor,  Djinn and Bitters (1950)

“ Connie noted my scowl, and proceeded to pour oil on troubled waters.
"The djinn was only being complimentary," she said. "No need for you to be jealous all the time, Petey-weetie-sweelie."
"If there's one thing I can't abide," I said fretfully, my nerves quivering like the fringe on a bubble-dancer's G-string, "it's being called Petey-weetie- sweetie in front of strangers."
"Oh, come, now!" the djinn protested, looking somewhat hurt. "Don't look upon me as a stranger, I implore you! Until I grant your wife's wish, which automatically releases me, I'm practically one of the family."
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Harold Lawlor,  Djinn and Bitters (1950)

“ I went on, "you had something happen to you that could happen not just once in a lifetime, but once in a millennium. You were given the power to have every wish of yours gratified immediately. So far, you've just amused yourself indiscreetly, but no doubt you believe that you can ask of the djinn a number of things which he will immediately see that you get?"
"Of course," Connie said.
"Of course," said the djinn. "It his always been my policy to give the customer just a little bit more than the next man."
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