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The Whole proceedings of Jocky & Maggy's courtship

Johnny, thou's no want twa kisses, ane on every side of the mouth, man.
Jock. Ha, ha, Maggy, I'll hae a merry night of kissing you shortly.
Mag. Ay, but Johnny, you maun stay till that night comes; it's best to keep the feast until the feast day.
Jock. Dinna be angry. Maggy, my wife to be; for I have heard my mither saying in her daffin, that fouk sud aye try gin their house will haud their plenishing.
Mag. Ay, Johnny, a wife is ae thing and a house anither; a man that's a-mind to marry a woman, he'll aye be fond o' her.
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The Whole proceedings of Jocky & Maggy's courtship

Every one looked at him, thinking he was some old stranger, who knew not the stool of repentance by any other seat, so that he passed the first day unknown but to very few; yet, or the second it came to be well known, that the whole parish and many more came to see him which caused such a confusion, that he was absolved, and got his children baptized the next day.—but there happened a tullie between the twa mothers' who would have both their names to be John.
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The Whole proceedings of Jocky & Maggy's courtship

The humsheughs were very great, until auld uncle Rabby came in to redd them; and a sturdy auld fellow he was; he stood lively with a stiff rumple, and by strength of his arms rave them aye sunder, flinging the taen east and the tither west, till they stood a' round about like as many for foughten cocks and no ane durst steer another for him. Jockey's mither was caed o'er a kist, and brokit a' her hip on a round heckle, up she gat, and running to fell Maggy's mither with the ladle, swearing she was the mither of a' the mischief that happend.
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