Major Brown

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Portrait of Gilbert Keith Chesterton Gilbert Keith Chesterton,  The Club of Queer Trades — I: The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown (1905)

“ Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person. Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural belief and tastes of an old maid. In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a teacup. One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion—the cultivation of pansies. ”
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Portrait of Gilbert Keith Chesterton Gilbert Keith Chesterton,  The Club of Queer Trades — I: The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown (1905)

“ The eyes of Basil closed as in a trance, after his habit, and the eyes of Rupert and myself getting rounder and rounder as we listened to one of the most astounding stories in the world from the lips of the little man in black, sitting bolt upright in his chair and talking like a telegram.
Major Brown was, I have said, a successful soldier, but by no means an enthusiastic one. So far from regretting his retirement on half-pay, it was with delight that he took a small, neat villa, very like a doll's house, and devoted the rest of his life to pansies and weak tea.
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Portrait of Gilbert Keith Chesterton Gilbert Keith Chesterton,  The Club of Queer Trades — I: The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown (1905)

“ Otherwise he is unchanged—except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction. Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals. But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world. ”
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