Walt Mason,
Lumber Lyrics
(1919)
“ Tell me not in mournful numbers, with the air of critics wise, that the retail lumber dealer’s not the one to advertise.“Let the shoe and grindstone dealers fill the papers with their ads, let the pharmacists be spielers for their pills and liver pads; let the dry goods merchant merry sing in print his cheerful tunes, let the boatman boom his wherry, let the grocer boost his prunes. But when men are buying shingles they will seek you in your lair, and will need no prose or jingles to induce their going there.” ”
