Jerome K. Jerome,
Diary of a Pilgrimage
“ Whenever a German railway-guard feels lonesome, and does not know what else to do with himself, he takes a walk round the train, and gets the passengers to show him their tickets, after which he returns to his box cheered and refreshed. Some people rave about sunsets and mountains and old masters; but to the German railway-guard the world can show nothing more satisfying, more inspiring, than the sight of a railway-ticket.Nearly all the German railway officials have this same craving for tickets. If only they get somebody to show them a railway-ticket, they are happy. ”
