Frank Frankfort Moore, A Gray Eye or So. In Three Volumes…
“ Did you get into a carriage that had a lamp, sir?” “I’ve seen some bungling at railway stations before now,” said Harold, “but bang me if I ever met the equal of this.” “This isn’t properly speaking a station, sir, it’s a junction,” said the official, mildly, but with the force of a man who has said the last word. “That simply means that greater bungling may be found at a junction than at a station,” said Harold. “Is it not customary to give some notice of the departure of a train at a junction as well as a station, my good man?” ”
